Sun Princess Exclusive Passenger Policy Update
Subject: “Priority Tier Voyaging Program” (PTVP) Implementation – Mandatory Class Segregation
To enhance elite guest experiences and redefine luxury cruising, Sun Princess is proud (and unapologetic) to announce the PTVP, a revolutionary system that enforces the following on all future voyages:
NEW POLICY HIGHLIGHTS
1. Deck Segregation By Ticket Tier
Platinum-tier guests (top 5%) will have exclusive access to upper decks, pools, and restaurants.
Bronze-tier passengers (basic economy) will be restricted to lower decks, no pool access, and mandatory mealtime rotations behind glass partitions.
Security will strictly enforce deck boundaries via wristband microchips. Unauthorized access will result in immediate disembarkation at the next port — regardless of location.
2. Dynamic Dining Hierarchy
Meal quality scales with tier level:
Platinum: Michelin-star menus with live chefs.
Gold: Standard cruise buffets.
Bronze: Soy-based meal substitutes (with one meat option on Wednesdays).
3. Entertainment Restrictions
All Broadway-style shows, cinemas, and casinos now require a Tier 2 pass or higher. Bronze passengers may watch select shows via live stream on cabin TVs
4. Ocean-View Denial Clause
All portholes and balconies in Bronze cabins will be blacked out to preserve premium guests’ access to ocean views.
5. Gratitude Participation Fee
Bronze passengers are required to pay a daily “Gratitude Fee” to support upper-tier luxury improvements (e.g., staff-to-guest massage ratios, champagne fountains, etc.).
6. “Silent Hours” for Lower Decks
From 7 PM to 10 AM, lower deck passengers must remain silent to prevent disturbing higher-tier guests. Enforcement via hallway decibel monitors.
This Is the Future of Luxury Cruising.
We understand this bold shift may upset long-time passengers. But Sun Princess is committed to uncompromising opulence, even if it means leaving “traditional fairness” overboard.